Hot off the press from the Tour of Taranaki, cyclists in participating in the race had their worst fears come to life when farm gate shrapnel was reportedly sprayed through the peloton. This came moments after Napolean Dynamite self-destructed ruining his and many others chances of winning the race.
In other news there have been reported sightings of Johnny "Huricane" Stockwell out training in the high mountain passes of Mt Cargill and the Portobello alps. Its not known what exactly he is training for, although he did say have this to say, "i'm gona show Whitley what A grade looks like!"
Joel Davies has come out claiming that sizzler saugaes are the reason behind his recent success at the Tour of Queenstown and not his new bike as oirignally speculated at in the media. He also went on to say that he hopes through an increased sausage intake his descending should hopefully imporve.
Lastly my one year ban handed to me by CONI is bulls%$t. I am currently feeling good sensations and am hoping to get back to racing soon.
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