Kuhmo or Kum-o-no
Rumours surrounding a new business starting up have been confirmed. Brad Evans from the top Otago cycling (kuhmo) team said today that it is true that he is set to open a new bike shop that specialized solely in bike set-up. Mr Evan said he would also offer a 24hr call out service so no matter how close to the race start or important event you are, he can still make alterations. Mr Evans also stated that much interest had been expressed from fellow team member Gabby Vermunt. Brad said in a short interview today that “it’s great because I know basically everything about bike set-up so to get a chance to share my knowledge will be great”. Kuhmo managing director Allan ‘keogh’ Piper said as long as this new venture didn’t get in the way of his riding or drinking then he gave Evans his best wishes and blessing.
In other breaking news the rumours sounding a ‘brown button’ have been brought to light. This mysterious and intriguing button is said by some in the Kuhmo team to bring mystical performance enhancing powers, with some well known personalities including Noel going on to quote that “it feels rrrrrealy good”. More information will be disclosed after an in-depth inquiry where all nooks and crannies will be poked and prodded. You can be rest assured we won’t be afraid to get our hands dirty and we may even stick our noses where they don’t belong!
Benchmark series riders from all places are starting to buzz about the upcoming race to be held on September the 11th, Kuhmo spokesperson Lorenzo Jizz Holding said “we are going to fly straight into the side of this fucking race”. Another spokesperson from the Ultimo Jamis team said that they were too superstitious to take the ‘Ultimo Jamis private jet’ so instead they will take their Team Bus (Intercity). Star of the future (rookie) rider Scott Lytle said that “The team (Cycle Surgery) had to make a hard choice but at the end of the day only really had one option”. The team will not be attending the event as they have decided to fly to New York for coffee instead as flights were “too cheap to pass up” said Mr Lytle. The decision hasn’t rests well with all members of the team however as Local hammer Mark Spessot was quoted as saying “I’m pissed off as I really wanted to ruin some younger fella’s careers at the race”. The absents of Spessot at the race will be great news to some as the race is now any body’s to win.
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