Today many were shocked by cyclingnew.com's graphic and disturbing report of stage 1 of the Tour de France. It begins;
"Spartacus pounds his way to maillot jaune; And guess what: Contador is right up there with him
Pounding, pounding and pounding as if each turn of the pedals were grinding a mother cow through the mincer..." -http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96th-tour-de-france-gt/stages/stage-1/results
It is thought that this turn towards soft porn is a response to the diwndling numbers of readers which has been brought about by the current global economic slump.
So far the full effects of this outburst are unknown but a reliable source who wishes to only be known as "piggy" claims that the article has deeply scared him and will probably be the cause of many sleepless nights.
In other related news the ASO has been forced (by the french courts) to show it's support of recreational cocaine abuse by accepting the former world champion Tom Boonen into the 2009 tour.
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